an action a day (action 328)
McDonalds Performance: eating my first McDonalds in over a decade, while thinking about SuperSize Me and guerrilla-style factory farming footage.
it takes me 1381 chews to eat a McDonald’s Angus Bacon CheeseBurger and Fries, the first 365 of which take me 5 minutes and 38 seconds (3:02 pm).
an action a day (action 327)
it takes me 6 minutes and 33 seconds to stir my favorite breakfast du jour, cottage cheese and mandarine slices, 365 times before eating. result: very bubbly cottage cheese (10:52am).
an action a day (action 326)
it takes me 7 minutes and 34 seconds to rub my tummy 365 times. result: tingly and slightly numb mid-region (8:57 pm).
an action a day (action 325)
it takes me 2 minutes and 43 seconds to walk 365 steps from Capitola to 42nd, and from 42nd along Grace with a bag of groceries balanced on my head (6:21 pm).
an action a day (action 324)
the 365th word of the article I am editing is “psychoanalytic.” it takes me 3 minutes and 3 seconds to count this out, while trying not to let me ambivalence towards this article take me over (4:13pm).
an action a day (action 323)
it takes me 2 minutes and 50 seconds to count 365 diamond shapes in Susan’s bedspread, while Dumpling sits purring in my lap (9:46pm).
an action a day (action 322)
it takes me 5 minutes and 03 seconds to count 365 scales along the trunk of a palm tree, while out on Alta street taking a walk with Lulu (4:28 pm).
an action a day (action 321)
comparative counting: it takes me 2 minutes and 37 seconds longer count 365 strands of a bush of strandy things (total time: 5 minutes and 49 seconds) than to count 365 dead bits of twigginess in a set of dead-something bushes (total time: 3 minutes and 12 seconds). while walking on the Westside (11:50 am).
